Define On The Bird Meaning

On The Bird
Programing on satellite TV.

Yo I just cause an awesome late night ballgame up on the bird.
By Marieann
On The Bird
riding the gryphon, traveling from zone to zone in World of Warcraft

"Dude, where are you?"

"I'm on the bird, I'll be there in a minute."
By Donnie
On The Bird
On the pull; hoping to hook up with someone; wanting to have some sort of sexual encounter. Usually said by a male

"I've dumped her so I'm on the bird lad"
By Ruthann
Bird-bird
Another term for penis.
A commonly used term from Singaporean parents during parenting of young children.
A term to help parents and children aged 1-7 easily communicate with each other

Did your friend kick your bird-bird?
By Merola
Bird Bird

Oy! Can I get a bird bird?
These birds are nice, but I could really use a bird bird.
By Karmen
The Birds And The Birds
Version of the "Birds and the Bees" sex talk that parents give children. Previously taboo, more and more parents feel the need to educate their children on not just when a man loves a woman, but when a man loves a man, and a woman loves a woman.

The Birds and the Birds would be two lesbians, as bird is also a slang term in 60's Britain for a woman. Also, a bee, because of its stinger (typifying a penis), would be a gay man.

See also "The Bees and the Bees."

In today's modern society, it is important that your son know not only about "The Birds and the Bees," but also about "The Birds and the Birds."
By Ottilie
For The Birds

I hate homework, yo. Homework is for the birds
By Etti
Bird
British slang meaning girl. Like the American chick.

Man: I was talkin to that bird just the other day.
By Petronia
Birds
Birds are a myth made by the government to spy on us with drones

"Hey have y'all heard of this thing called dodge coi-"
"Fucking shut up there's birds over there!"
"So?"
"There drones! They're in the fucking trees man!
By Tiffie
Bird
Generally a girl or young woman who comes across as vain, ditzy, stupid or useless.

Quit talking about your hair, you dumb bird.
By Faythe