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Define One Eyed Yogurt Slinger Meaning

One Eyed Yogurt Slinger
the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)

"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"
By Merle
One Eyed Purple Yogurt Slinger
The proverbial "shaft" or "johnson" of Bozilas. A phallic device used for copulation/fornication. A flesh cudgel used as a sex blunt.

She was suckin on my one eyed purple yogurt slinger last night man.
By Mickie
One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger
It's a term for a friggin' dick. Penis. Schlong.

"Stop touchin' my pants like that or my One Eyed Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger is gunna come out and slap you across the face, BITCH!"
By Carissa