Fundamental lore of Zen Buddhism; know as the Kōan traditional. In the west formally termed
onanism or colloquially: ‘
throttling the purple headed yogurt slinger’. This is the sound of skin slamming skin as “
mediation” reaches the point of enlightenment.
“Ekaku what are you doing in the bathroom”
“Nothing”
“If you’re doing nothing, why can half the building hear the sound of
one hand clapping? I swear if you’ve ruined another one of my
Grattan catalogues with your man milk I promise you this is the last time Madame
palmer's five daughters are coming 'round to play.”