this is the challenge in social networks, which you give to yourself, for example:
one like and I'll do something, then you put like your post and write in comments - OK
Andrew posted a status update: one like and I'll smoke a hookah today!
one "like" from Andrew
comments: Andrew: OK
By Sabine
No One Likes You
When someone is being really gay, this is what one would say to get them to STFU, mostly. It also is commonly used sarcastically.
On the flip side, the opposite can also be used, usually sarcastically.
Person A gets confronted by the robot ninja.
Person A : What's with these guys?
Person A : ...It's like one of my japanese animes...
By Jemmy
Would You Like One Of My Kidneys With That?
A phrase used when someone is asking for something unreasonable. I coined this one myself when I was in college and the other classes kept bumming things off us.
'Can we have some of your milk'?
'Yeah, sure.'
'Can we have some of your tea bags?'
'Yeah, just please get your own supply sometime will you goddammit?'
'Can we have some of your biscuits?'
'Ngh. Would you like one of my kidneys with that?'
By Eolanda
One Day Feels Like Three Autumns
a chineseidiom that is used when you miss someone so much,
one day feels as long as three years.
An internet meme of sorts. The original phrase spawned from the move "Titanic", where the line is said to Leonardo Dicaprio. This phrase is used in conjunction with photos of characters usually laid out in sexually suggestive poses.
