Define One Of You Meaning

One Of You

One of you is going to have to clean this shit up.
By Ernestine
No One Likes You
When someone is being really gay, this is what one would say to get them to STFU, mostly. It also is commonly used sarcastically.
On the flip side, the opposite can also be used, usually sarcastically.

Shut up, no one likes you.
By Avivah
No One Loves You
1. quite literally "no one loves you"
2. A way to tell someone that they are being annoying.
3. reason why someone isn't getting something they want.

1."No one loves you"
2. "Gawd shut up! No one loves you!"
3. a: "Why didn't you call and tell me, why don't i get any?
b. "No one loves you!!"
By Bird
That One Game You Never Played
mirrors' edge
why didn't you play it? It is awesome. One of the few awesome EA games. Nobody buys it, but bad need for speed games sell great. Why?

Guy 1: Hey how far are you with mirrors' edge? You know that one game you never played
Guy 2: haven't picked that game up.
Guy 1: we are no longer friends
Guy 2: ...I could buy it now?
Guy 1: GTFO!
By Chantal
One Shotter You Got 'er
Once the girl drinks one shot, she instantly becomes a slut and or whore. Than anyone there has a legitimate shot and walking home with some poon.

"Our friend Emily who lives downstairs is a one shotter you got 'er. Yeah I even heard she got with Pat!"
By Daloris
Dance With The One That Brought You
The principle that someone should pay proper fealty to those who have gone out of their way to look after them.

Jill: Hey, did you see that hot guy who just walked in?

Jane: Easy, Jill. Your boyfriend is over there by the bar. You've gotta dance with the one that brought you.
By Caro
Some One That Loves You

some one that loves you im to lazy to do this
By Kacie
Get One Up On You
Generally said by a female- In reference to getting a guys dick up, before pleasuring it

By Blythe
I'm The One You Don't Fuck With
A phrase you use when introducing yourself, a phrase that is shrouded in mystery and makes you look like a total badass.

Guy #1: Hey, who is that guy in the dark corner?

Guy #2: I don't know, lets ask him.

(Walk up to the badass)

Guy #1: Who are you?

Badass: I'm the one you don't fuck with...

Guy #1 & #2: O.O
By Caprice
The One You Never Had
This phrase is indicating you don't have something, whether it's parents, drugs, money, llamas, a life, a brain, friends girls (or boys, not here to judge..... :/ ), a sense of humour or if you just want to cuss someone out and you have nothing to lead from

Your mum? Like the one you never had!
By Ekaterina