Define One Second Meaning

What you say when you really don't wanna do something but when people keep bugging you about it, you conveniently get them off your back with the simple phrase.

Something you say to tell someone to wait a little bit. Usually used as sarcasm(doesn't actually mean count to one second).

A moment in time when kids don't annoy you.

n.

An unstandardized unit of measurement commonly used to describe a period of five or more minutes.

A girl who seems hot at first, but then you realize her to be much less attractive than you previously had hoped.

That moment when you cover your body with soap, then dive head first naked into a school zone

1. A measure of time.

2. More specifically, the amount of time it would take "Diesel Dan" to fuck up someone who has pissed him off.

3. This unit of time, being so quick, has yet to be calculated to an exact length. Still, researchers and witnesses to an event lasting one fucking two seconds have concluded that it is undoubtedly shorter than a New York minute, blink of an eye, two shakes of a lambs tail, and Superman in flight, which also by default makes it faster than a speeding bullet.

Basicaly means your never getting a turn on my Xbox. :\ Tough luck bud. Okay leave.