Define Onesome Meaning

Onesome
masturbation; sex with yourself

I bought a new porno and had a hell of a onesome last night!
By Irma
Onesome
The act of wordmasturbation/word

I'm going to go have myself a onesome
By Norah
Onesome

Man, a threesome is way better than a onesome.
By Rici
Onesome

"Tommy Lee, go fuck yourself, how dare! There should be a special ring of hell for any man with the audacity to be bored of threesomes. I just want to slap him, 'Hey Tommy, why don't you try a couple of years of onesomes and then we'll talk chat on how boring threesomes are.'" -Christian Finnegan
By Corene
Onesome
a words that stupid people use to mean one on one sexual intercourse, but it actually means to have a wank.

downy: there's a threesome going on in that tent, and a onesome going on over there.

bretherin: what? u mean someones having a wank?
By Leandra
Onesome

By Coleen
Onesome
What you do when you're on your lonesome.

Finally alone with my favorite person we decided to have a onesome.
By Doralynn
Onesome

Many people fantasize about a threesome but all they're gettin is a onesome
By Merrill
Onesome
When one sits alone in the living room alone on valentines day whilst they can hear everyone else getting fucked senselessly

Me: I had a onesome last night
Friend: That sucks
By Perle