Define Online Meaning

Online
Bay Area slang meaning that you are slanging. That you have drugs for sale.

(dread-head)"yo is you online yet?"
(D-Boy) "yeah mayne im online with that good"
By Mirilla
Online
The act of being connected to the Internet using some sort of digital device.

I can't get through to him on the fucking phone. That stupid faggot is probably online.
By Loree
Online
1) The state of being connected to the Internet.
2) Relating to systems, the state of being powered on, connected, or actively ready for use.

I'm going to go online now!

Let's bring that computer online.
By Paulita
Online
When you are hooked up to the soul-destroying electronic mainframe that encompasses the world and subliminally instructed to consume as much capitalist produce as possible before you take your last breath.

WHAT? Where the fuck did THAT definition come from?
By Margaret
Online
Being on or connected to the internet or a network.

I just got my website online.

Jill is online right now.
By Peg
Online
being on the internet

when I was online i found this great free porn site!
By Babara
Online
Ironic term to describe state of mind and body after a heavy night on the booze/drugs.

"Nah, nah... I'm not falling asleep. I'm fully online."
By Sophia
Online
A mispronunciation of onnine. Onnine means On9 and means that you are dumb, slow reaction times, flaccid and lunatic.

Me: Hey guys! I bought a new fan!
Friend: But it's Winter right now...
Me: oh nvm I'm online
By Christa
Online

The girls of the internet... I'd go online with them any day!
By Glenna
Online
1) an elusive state in which those who have attained it are able to see past the confines of their meaningless lives and become one with all those who are also "online"

2) what my computer isn't

Matt: "Hey man, did you see that awesome youtube clip?"

Me: "Naw man, I couldn't get online."

Matt: "sucks for you."
By Marta