When you love someone and you are
in the heat of passion, simply ask your lover to stand up and touch their toes. You then apply your mouth to your partners
bum hole as they expell the gas in their colon into your mouth. To perform this properly, there must be a perfect seal (mouth to ass) so that the
receiver's cheeks expand to accept all the gas.
Honey, please
finish your
chili, I want an Oral Rottenbacher later tonight.
