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Orphan
A formal word used to describe ones dinner

Have you tried eating the orphans? They're fucking delicious
By Sabrina
Orphanize
The act of rendering someone an orphan.

"I would totally orphanize someone for a PS3"
By Hetti
The Orphan
The Orphan is an expert form of masturbation developed at the dormitory of Shasta College. It is rumored to be practiced by Tom Cruise and Lady Gaga.

It is an evolved form of the move "The Stranger" in which the arm stays underneath during the entirety of your performance.

Steps for performing The Orphan:
First, find a comfortable chair.
Second, reach your hand underneath your rear end until it becomes numb and you lose feeling, while still retaining motion,
Third, grab your penis between your legs.
Fourth, move your hand back and forth while continuing to squeeze firmly.
Fifth, do not remove your hand at any point in time.

Dan did not have anything to do on Friday night, so he tried to perfect the orphan...unfortunately, he used a belt sander.
By Floria
Orphan
Someone who does not have a family.

"I am the second worst things that happened to the orphans."
By Fayre
Orphaned
The loss of two parents or all parents, especially is literature. See bastardise.

Words like snowballing, which is an urban sexual term, are considered orphaned because the combined meaning has nothing to do with snow or balls. Well, maybe balls. The term orphaned would not apply to words that are made up entirely. fo shizzle my nizzle could be considered orphaned or bastardized since the phrase has roots in real words.
By Anallise
Orphanation
Orphanation, or orphanate, is the term used for creating an orphan. For example, if you kill a child's parents, you would've orphanated the child.

Phil: "Hey, i orphanated that brat who was mean to us yesterday! :)"
Jim: "You.... WHAT?!"
Phil: "Yeah i committed orphanation :D!"
Jim: "WHAT THE FUCK PHIL-?!"
By Candi
Orphan
1.(adj) Lacking in quality;Bad; Not deserving of love and affection.
2. (n.) A child exhibiting these qualities.

1. Getting kicked in the nuts is totally orphan.
2. Look at that orphan, let's spit on him.
By Sissie
Orphan
Movie: Original title was
"Something's wrong with Esther"

A hideous gruesome tale of the orphan who caused chaos.

Dayum orphan! You scary!
By Manda
ORPHAN
A beer or other alcoholic beverage that has not been finished and is left abandoned to get warm and flat. Orphans are usually found during clean-up the morning after the party.

Someome orphaned this beer and it's, like, half-full and warm!
By Beverly
Orphan
A homeless, gremlin-like creature. Generally, residing in places like Golden, Colorado or the Yum Yum Forest.

This creature can often times grow into a Gypsie Orphan which is even more disgusting. Furthermore, they steal happiness and money.

"That orphan just stole my money!"

"Look out for that gypsie orphan, he sucks."
By Dynah