A person known to be pseudo-competent who uses the equivalent of
osmosis as a knowledge base and then simply *thinks* of something they want done and the person perceives their thought as having
accomplished the
task (read: the task becomes done) without any physical effort or any actual action having occurred.
Person 1: He's a
Coordinator of
computer technology.
Person 2: Really? Because all his computers aren't working.
Person 1: Is that so?
Person 2: Well, the other day he told
me he thought they were all working.
Person 1: He must be osmotic.