Define Outside Meaning

Outside
It's uncomfortable and there's this big hot thing in the sky and there are other people that you sometimes have to talk to.

By Carolin
Outside
When you go to a location to turn up

You outside today?
Yeah we outside !
By Norine
Outside
Some huge kind of room which contains all of the other rooms, wraps around itselves so it has no walls, with no ceiling, a friggin' huge light bulb that keeps moving around and that has serious temperature and leaking issues.

"-Can't stay inside outside, too cold in there!"
"-I like trying hard to write absurd and (un)original definitions for such words as outside in the hope that I out-absurd other people out there who like doing the same thing"
"-Outside sucks, never the right temperature, often got water falling down, no proper carpet or anything and on top of that that light bulb is way too powerful and you hardly can get to turn it on when you need it at night"
By Pearline
Outside
A mythical fairy land inhabited by fantastical creatures.

"I just saw a squirrel outside."
"Hot damn! I didn't know those existed!"
By Marilyn
Outside
Outside is where the sun lives. Its the area just beyond your front door. Be cautious because there is no ceiling and you may just float away.
Outside is also a popular destination for people with "real lives".

Computer nerd 1 - "Hey guess what! I went outside and got a suntan today."
Computer nerd 2 - "Outside? Is that a new map? How many experience points is a suntan worth?"
By Marleen
Outside
An unbearable realm that is not compatible with the internet race. Only truly accessible when the big yellow orb in the sky disappears and is replaced with a much more forgiving white orb. Modern technology can reproduce "Outside" with better features, so the real thing is migrating to legacy.

Billy - Why the absolute FUCK did you go outside?
Mike - I needed food...
*SLAP*
Billy - We wait for the white orb.
By Cynde
Outside
It sucks, because unlike a computer you can't turn the brightness down.

Bobby: "aargh! my eyes, ohh the sun it's so bright!"

In his room:
Bobby: "aargh! my eyes, ohh there it is, *turns brightness down* Much Better!"
By Lindie
Outside
When in prison: anything that does not involve the penal system.

When I get outside the first thing I'm going to do is have a rare t-bone steak, then I'm going to drink a beer and screw my girlfriend.
By Quinta
Outside
1. A network that connects distantly related locations. Commonly used for storage of garbage, bums and weather. It also acts as a loading screen between home and work. Should not be entered without the use of protective coverings.

2. A place where I get shitty fps in Oblivion.

1. What the hell is that thing I keep seeing between here and McDonald's?
Don't be alarmed, that's just the outside.

2. Hey cool, is that a slide-show of postcards from the mall?
No, I just entered outside to harvest nirnroot.
By Ariella
Outside
n. Where fights are often taken, including but not limited to sidewalks, alleys, and grassy areas

v. short for "let's take it outside"

By Ronda