Define Owned Meaning

Owned
Total and undeniable dominance of a person, group of people or situation as to make them/it akin to ones bitch.

Ha! I own you, bitch!
By Janeta
Owned
Originated as a term used by hackers to describe gaining possession of a system, having hacked a box and got root they basically control it as much as if it was theirs, thus it could be considered owned by them. From this it was encorporated into the cultures vernacular including the limited(and awkward to type) vocabulary of so called l33t speak(0wn3d) Would-be hackers would come to use the phrase when taking someone out with a ping flood or other DoS attack, and although no access to the victim's system (typically another newbie hanging around on the same irc channel speaking in numbers) was gained yet they were still said to be owned. From there is came to simply mean bettering (or fucking over) someone and was even used to describe non-computer based events as described in the many other definitions. Though now its most common in CS games when someone kills you...

With the original use of the word it would seem most people I see using XP dont even own their own system :p

I own www.msn.com

I fucking 0wn3d j00 n00b!!

Batman ownz the Joker (again)
By Jacqui
Owned
To so thoroughly beat someone, as to embarrass them.

Person 1: Did you see Jack? He just got owned by Fatal1ty.

Person 2: Yeah, it was embarrassing.
By Moreen
Owned
Owned is when you get humiliated by someone.

man : i decided i love you and i wanna marry you more then anything.
women: nop, looser.
me: owned!
By Malorie
Owned
(v) To be outplayed, outfought, out-talked, etc. by another person, esp. one whom is considered your nemesis.

After the 2008 SuperBowl, Tom Brady is now owned by the Manning family. He is the Manning family's bitch.
By Glynis
Owned
v. 1. Past tense of the word own.
2. To have been beaten with exceptional casualties to your ego.
3. To literally have been the property of something else.

1. Veteran: FUCK!!!! *slams forehead into palms*........{pitiful silence}
Beginner: Owned....-_-
2. I owned that nigger for thiry-eight years before he died.
By Carolina
Owned
word most often used by 12 year old boys playing Counter strike after school. These kids have no lives and will never see a girls boobies in his life. In a sense, they are the ones being owned.

I was owned by Slayer69 last night in aztec. Of course he had hax so i wasnt worried about my rank in {ChuN00b}clan. Wanna get on IRC?
By Idette
Owned
From hacking: to "own" a server is to illicitly gain access to it to such an extent that one can do everything (root exploit, admin privs).

Thanks to the SSH replay exploit, our servers got owned pretty bad last night.
By Valaria
Owned
when you make a fool of self in the presence of another.

Jim: falls off a cliff.
Bob: haha, owned.
By Cristie
Owned
to beat (win), to beat(cause injury), to embarass, to be injured by a random catastrophy variant:pwned

"Michael Jordan would own Shaq at basketball any day"
"Did you see that video of that kid getting run over by that car? Owned!"
By Jane