Define Oxford Meaning

Oxford
Where I live.

Best features:
The Zodiac: Music Venue/Nightclub

Covered Market: Great for quirky
items/fresh food

Cowley Road where so many fantastic
shops sell (shisha)!

The comedic Big Issue sellers: "pink
tissue, buy your pink tissue here!"

Park End: "The easiest place to pull
on a saturday night"
The falafel hut next to the odeon! YUM!

Pheonix picture house: the cinema that
doesn't show all the usual
crap...and you can watch the
films all night!

Oxfam vinyl section: what can I say? The
people of Oxford have good music
taste.

That 50s-esque rock group that sometimes
play on the high street. Cool old
school mics and bouffant hair.

No 1. Winter pub:
Turf Tavern: best pub and the hardest to
find, but we like to keep it that way.
Roaring fires in the in the winter to
keep ya tootsies warm.

No 1. Summer pub:
The Hobgoblin: barbecues in the summer -
the perfect place to just chill with a
drink.

AND the NUMBER ONE reason for OXFORD being so cool:
Its the hometown of Radiohead and Thom Yorke

Oxford makes me happy. Notice I didn't mention the students?
By Ruthie
Oxford
A dress/casual long-sleeve shirt knit out of a durable, soft and thick heavyweight cotton. Also has convertible cuffs, and a button down collar. Seen on the polo players of old, and private school boys of today.

"Nice shirt, man! Looks sharp."

"Yup. It's an oxford"
By Ana
Oxford
a beautiful and kickass town, home to one of the world's greatest universities.

By Ofella
Oxford
1. The oldest university in the English speaking world; point of highest achievement.
If you're at Oxford U, there's no further earthly thing you could possibly want. The pinnacle of top education, the most beautiful of architecture, the coolest tutors, the grand history... etc.

2. Among the most beautiful of cities in the world.

"After having no life for all my high school years, the mad working has paid off! I'm accepted into Oxford!"
"Rich genius bastard!"
By Lanny
Oxford
rhyming slang = oxford and cambridge = boat race = face

I spotted her from across the room, she had an oxford like a bag of smashed crabs!
By Analise
Oxford
Something that is extremely unfortunate or horrible.

You got dumped? That's really oxford.
By Gloriane
Oxford
1-0 to the oxford boys, 1-0 to the oxford boys, 1-0 to the oxford boys.

By Tammie
Oxford
A place infinitely more preferable than St. Johns College, Cambridge.

"Oh, I'd rather be at Oxford than at Johns"
By Catlee
Oxfordism
Stupid phrases or quotes said by everyday people. Influenced by the famous dumb quotes of Mr. G.W. Bush, that came to be known as bushisms, the only requirements for an oxfordism are:
1) it has to be funny.
2) it has to be stupid in nature.
3) it has to never have been said before.

The word Oxfordism gives credit to the University of Oxford (the oldest English speaking university) mixed with famous Bushisms stated above.

Eric: "I'm a liberal! i stand for liberty!"
Tim: "Are you serious right now? wow, that was quite an oxfordism there, Eric."
By Elianora
Oxford
The finest institution of higher learning in the English-speaking world. Educator of philosophers, Kings, Presidents, and other eminent individuals. Also quite a lovely town, replete with beautiful scenery and impressive architecture.

Often derided by a tribe of ill-mannered savages who "study" somewhere in the wilds of East Anglia.

Bloke 1: "I'll have you know, I study at Cambridge."

Bloke 2: "Brilliant! I'll mention you to my flatmates up at Oxford, we are looking for a new butler."
By Donetta