Define Panda Meaning

Panda
a slang term for a police cruiser, originating from the term "black and white"

A panda pulled up next to my car right as I was lighting a joint.
By Sarette
Panda
A close friend that you tell everything to. Someone that is warm and friendly and always makes you feel better, hence the name panda.

After a fight with my boyfiend i called my panda to ask what i should do.
By Lurleen
Panda

By Bobby
Panda
A person who has a lifestyle that limits their success in the world, and causes them to risk elimination from the gene pool.

The term refers to the giant panda which only eats bamboo, a food that offers little nutritional value and only allows mother pandas to raise one cub at a time. In addition, panda bears are known for being reluctant to reproduce, severely limiting their species's success.

Humans can be referred to as "pandas" when they choose a lifestyle that limits their ability to earn a living, maintain their health, or provide for a family. This term is especially appropriate when a person squanders opportunities available to them.

Examples include: vegans, who prioritize the health and well-being of other animals above their own; and college dropouts, who had an opportunity to improve their life through education but failed to seize it.

Q: Is Darren sick? He looks so pale and thin.
A: No, he decided to become a vegan. He is such a panda.
By Shaun
Panda
a soft, cuddlly bear

By Lynnell
Panda
A majestic animal that is black, white and asian. There are also a such thing as red pands which resemble foxes. Originated in China. They are vegetarians because they eat bamboo. They are known to eat 12 - 16 hours a day. They are adorable creatures. Sadly, they will soon be extinct.

That girl acts so much like a panda!

I love PANDAS!!!!!!!
By Lane
Panda
A Policeman/Policewoman. So called because of their (usually) black uniform, on their (usually) white skin, which may resemble the black and white fur of a panda. See also, Panda Car

Oh shit man, the Pandas are coming! Let's get out of here!
By Shelbi
Panda

Watch out, there's a huge jiggly panda.
By Tobe
Panda
night creature with black hearts and ravenous teeth that glow in the dark feasting on bums that sleep in the park. they'll hide under your bed. they'll rip you butt to shreads. The Chinese believe if you find a discarded panda tooth you have the power to summon GODZILLA. Like a shark pandas have huge teeth which are used to grind through bone candy and fences

"Hey look at that panda over there with his nasty teeth"
By Viole
Panda
cumming on a girl then hitting her with a piece of bamboo

i gave that girl a panda last night!
By Dode