Define Parachute Meaning

Parachute
Ingesting a powdered substance, usually a crushed up pill, by wrapping it in some toilet paper and swallowing it.

Man, I just parachuted that E pill, it's gunna hit me alot faster.
By Judi
Parachute
The act of ingesting a powdered drug wrapped in toilet paper or another similar kind of thin paper so as to avoid the nasty taste of the substance. Another use for this method is for the drug to suppousedly "hit your system faster" which is not always the case.

I accidentally crushed a bean(MDMA), and i didn't want to snort it or waste it, so i decided to parachute it.
By Latashia
Parachute
A device that someone uses to catch air and slowly decend to the ground

Bob fell slowly to the ground because of his open parachute
By Cornelle
Parachute
when a man stratches out his testicle skin and places it over someone face

dude, Ryan just gave Dustin the biggest parachute
By Lesli
Parachute
billys vagina, aka large enough to float one's self down from a large fall.

billy just jump ur parachute pussy will float u down
By Krystyna
Parachute
When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it

man you got a great toke off that parachute
By Tessa
Parachute
Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.

If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...














By Ronna
Parachute
simply the equipment of a parachutist or a paratrooper that allows one to make a safe landing after jumping off an aircraft, not a fucking way of taking in some psychoactive or psychedelic shit

Joe was high in the air, enjoying the descent on a parachute, while Roger was high on drugs, weakly supine on the floor.
By Alane
Parachuting
Grinding up pills, wrapping them in a napkin, and swallowing the napkin as a method of administering the drugs. The high from parachuting last longer and is more intense than snorting, and generally thought of as safer than injecting.

"Yesterday I got 100mg of morphine, so I ended up grinding it up and parachuting it before English. God I love english."
By Zorina
Parachute
A female or male condom (as it helps ensure the males semen "lands safely" and potentially life threatening STDs are not transmitted between partners thus helping to potentially save your life like a real parachute).

Hey Brian! Pick me up a box of parachutes when you go to 7-11 as my semen want to go skydiving from my dick later this evening and I want to make sure they land ok. Plus Heather's got a bunch of diseases and I don't want to die! Thanks mate!
By Gilligan