The male masturbation technique of carefully
selecting three of the softest tissues, stacking them on on top of the other, and inserting them over the head of one's penis at climax.
The added space between the head and the tissues creates a parachute-like shape, which is crucial so as to catch the cum without sticking.
This method was developed by an extremely talented young man, and is very convenient - one can simply wipe, throw away the tissues, making
clean-up a
non-issue.
Bro: Yo, my mom needed to buy a new carpet because I jerk off so much
onto it. It was most embarrassing.
Other Bro: Dude, just buy some
tissues use a
parachute!
Bro: Man, you're so smart, I wish other people knew this trick!
