An ordinary mid-western, middle aged, middle class white man. Usually balding and wearing ill-fitting
pleated khakis, a polo shirt and glasses. Usually thin with a small
pot belly. Thoroughly
unhip.
"Man,
I am through working the lunch shift at Abblebee's. I get no tips from those
demanding, fucking cheap pargos! Did you see how much ketchup that
triflin', pargo-ass motherfucker put on his burger?"
