An evil species of gibbon spider, they are attracted to Caucasians, and during mating, plant eggs inside the humans which mature and hatch after twelve months, releasing a baby gibbon spider that kills its host and proceeds to devour the corpse afterwards.
This guy walked into the bathroom and gave me a nasty look. I tried to explain that it was the guy who just left but he didn't look convinced. He made me the porcelain pariah.
Febuary 15th, the day immediately following Valentines Day. Celebrations of Pariah Day are typically marked by the solitary consumption of alcohol and suicidal meditations, which often give way to a sudden moment of absolute clarity followed by uncontrollable laughter.