Define Parish Meaning

Parish
When attaining a level of drunk in where you are ready to hook up with absoulutelye anybody, this word is close reltive of leet or chill.

Yo im soooo fuckiung drnk right now! LEET OR THEN CHILL OR MAYBE PARISH?!?!?!?!?1
By Tuesday
Parish
adj - The worst story teller in the history of story tellers.

Frederick: "One day I got on a big fucking bus that smelled of hot piss and nasty, hot air. I promised myself I would never do it again, but two days later I found myself on that fucking shitmobile. Then, as I came to a hault..."
Clarice: God damnit, Frederick. You are being such a parish! No one gives a rat's ass!"
By Denna
Parish

Some Louisianians grow up not knowing that other states in the US call parishes "counties."

He couldn't attend an Orleans parish public school with his friends because his parents moved to Jefferson parish.
By Merilyn
Parish
Beautiful boy. Very helpful and smart. It is always good to have a Parish in your life

I love you Parish
By Sheila-Kathryn
The Parish
The Parish refers to St Bernard Parish, a poor and undereducated county just east of New Orleans.

Really, you have to say, "da Parish" in a half Brooklynese/half Southern accent, typical of yats around the area.

"Cher, I'm headed out ta the Parish for a Crawfish bewl before the Saints game"
By Leila
Parish

By Hollie
Riley Parish
A Fat gay sheep rooter who is always complaining about something and cracks tanties multiple times on a daily basis

Riley Parish is a fat homo
By Bonnie
Parish Chilton
An upper white trash version of Paris Hilton. A white trash female or transvestite who aspires to be like Ms. Hilton and who consciously adopts fashions, speech and mannerisms made famous by the spoiled scioness of the Hotel magnate.

A conjunction of the two terms Parish and Chilton, each with mainstream references, e.g., "Parish" is the Louisiana equivalent to "County" and "Chilton" is a reference to the Auto Parts Reference Manual. The urbandictionary.com definitions of these terms are considerably seedier and decidedly connote that which is thoroughgoingly low class.

Bob: After Suzy won the lotto last year she went Parish Chilton big time and like crazy fast, fried and dyed her hair, got Botox, Lipo and boob implants and then moved with her passle of chirrens into that abandoned mansion of a spec house there in Collyel - you know, the one with the large swimming pool shaped like the Jim Beam bottle. Oh and she finally lawyered up and divorced that good for nothing moron Tommy who's been sponging off of her all these years. Next thing you know, she bought herself a Chihuahua, a Hummer H3 and is now with misteree beef on a two week cruise to Cancun.

Marcus: "One word, Bobby. . . go girl!"
By Traci
Livingston Parish
Home to every white trash redneck who can't afford Baton Rouge. Houses the trashiest segment of people in the 225. These people are very racist.

The Texas Club has Livingston Parish to thank for almost 99% of their business.

Crystal Meth is the drug of choice for these underpaid, overworked baboons.

Ugly, fat, over-tattooed and pierced people in WalMart are referred to as "LPNs" Livingston Parish Natives.

The LP is the armpit of the Capital Region.

LPN 1 - "Hey ya'll! Let's cook some Meth then go to the T-club!"

LPN 2 - "I can't my 14 year old sister is havin' her baby tonight. Guess we gon' have to drive up into Baton Rouge to see her. I hate goin' up in there, too many niggers."

LPN 1 - *Spit's dip out* "I hate a nigger, that's one thing that's for sure. That's why I live in Livingston Parish."
By Emmye
Livingston Parish
Also known as "LP", it is a poor part of Louisiana where everyone assumes outside the parish we are racist, uneducated, rednecks, meth addicts, or products of incest. We are not, lol.

Insert example of Livingston Parish here.
By Bliss