A dense ring of hair around the nipples that is so thick that it insulates the nipples and raises overall body temperature. Nipple parkas work up to -40 degrees Celcius.
James has such a nipple parka, his tits look like an eskimo.
By Berni
La Parka
The La Parka is a sexual maneuver in which one person (the giver) anally penetrates his partner (the receiver). He then proceeds to grasp receiver's anus ring and pull it over said receiver's head (like a rain parka). He then dances like former pro wrestler La Parka.
I am sore this morning because my partner blessed me with the La Parka last night. Plus, now I have this handy dandyrainrepellent hood.
One of your awesome ass friends who swims just like you and happens to own a parka. You then send parka selfies to each other and decide to become parka buddies.
Ya.
OMG let's be parka buddies!
OMG that'd be awesome!
Yay I have a parka buddy!
By Bette-Ann
Meat Parka
Similar to a "meat vest" Meat parka refers to an individual who is fatter than fat, and therefore looks as though he/she is wearing a parka fashioned from meat.
