j watching an argument between 2 rice throwers
rt 1' ai, u chu cum tu, wy u so eval
rt 2'
i chu ! u won dat chu !
rt 1' u cum chua, git outcha mi howse !
j had a passive action in this argument
now j is watching a car crash
j' aight, these six sticks of dyno should take care of that pothole...
kid' chyeah
j' now, lets just get over here in this bush and push this little button here...
as j pushes the button three cars, a truck and a
pizziola crawl past at an unordinarilly slow pace
szichkaboom ! ! ! ! ! !
j' yer, pothole is gawnnn
hombraro
kid' was that a behemoth i saw ?
j' nah man ur just trippin
kid' but... yer ur right
j' of course, im always right...
kid' i thought that was
zaffo
j' ya fukwit, who the fuk is zaffo
kid' mmph... some random dude ?
dude' ai.. who called
j' man im a worldwide shitmagnet