A person who is often commanded to take on impossible tasks against their will. Famous example includes Lt. Patterson from the "Medal of Honor" franchise who is commanded to single-handedly defeat the Nazi war machine.
Post mook, one who exemplifies the very essence mook and is able to carry on the 'moronic...dumbass...fratboy' lifestyle well into his thirties. Transcends time, space, beer bongs, florescent clothing, wrestling, and social awareness.
A chain-smoking, lazy person. A patterson is obsessed with Ford's, but only buys old shittybroncos.
guy 1: hey who's that guy smoking like a chimney over there?
guy 2: fuck if i know, but he looks like a real patterson.
guy 1: yeah that's prolly his fuckin ugly ford i saw out in the parking lot.
By Malvina
Patterson
The sweetest drinking game ever. One card is dealt to each person, lowest card drinks face value. If there is a tie deal one more card to tied members and lowest card wins again but have to add the two cards received together. Repeat until deck runs out.
A person that wheels broadies and gets with chicks. They snipeginos, and get crushed every weekend. They also could donkey punch kids in the back of the head that think they're a "fatty god"
Man, Patterson is so lucky. First he gets the game winner in last night's hockey game. Next he gets with the hottest chick at school. wow. he's my hero.
By Kati
Will Patterson
A very unpopular gay-rights advocate in the 1930's. His story is mystery. The only part of his story recorded was his downfall, and his death, found in an old newspaper article. In order for his speeches to get out, he had faked his sexuality, claiming to be straight. This tactic had worked, until an unnamed man spotted him kissing with another man. He then lost attention, was harassed and eventually pushed to suicide in at an unknown date, sometime in the 1930's.
People in the 1930'shated Will Patterson after they found he was gay.
By Dru
Patterson
To block the cock of another man from getting inside or near another womans vagina. Sometimes also associated with with the word cock block.
Dude, I was trying to get some with Tanya last night but some douche pulled a Patterson on me.
By Dorri
Patterson
1. adj. -excessive use of energy on food and yelling.
