1.
Paul McCartney=sex. Next time you're having sex and doing god knows what just remember that Paul McCartney is actually sex. So you're really having Paul McCartney. Swallow that.
2. Amazing bass player and song-writer. Not a
half bad singer either. One of the most infulential and genius musicians of all time.
3. An original member of The Beatles. Enough said.
4.
HOOOOOT! No, he's not just "the cute" Beatle, he's the sexiest person... ever. Except Kurt Cobain. Ha.
Crazed Beatles Fan:
OMFGZ!
Paul McCartney is playing a show next month!!!!
Ugly retard with no life or taste in music: Who's Paul McCartney?
Crazed Beatles Fan: *Kills ugly retard with
the Yellow Submarine lunch box that they carry every where because it protects them from ever being unhappy*