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Define Payload Meaning

Payload
The contents of a container or something being transported. Can refer to the cargo of a truck or other transport vehicle as well as the semen located in the male testicles.

"The payload in that truck weighs several thousand pounds."

"I busted a fat payload of cum on that bitch's face!"
By Thekla
Payload
cumshot, usually large

He pulled it out at the last minute, then unleashed a Peter North sized payload on her chest.
By Roselin
Payload
1. Verb: Ejaculation
2. Noun: Sperm

"I payloaded all over her"

and

"Here comes the payload!"
By Paolina
The Payload
when a man farts, sneezes, ejaculates, and coughs at the exact same time ( one brought on by the other ).

after jacob released The payload he felt complete peace with the universe.
By Blondelle
Payload
Taking a dump

I dropped my payload in the bitches mouth...
By Trenna
Payload
To jerk off at work. Getting paid to jerk off.

Work was so boring today that I decided to shut my office door and drop a payload.
By Vale
Payload
The maximum size a female can achieve and still ride a male on top without injuring him.

if she aint 280 she aint a lady, but thats too big of a payload for some men
By Marjie
Myopic Payload
An excellently aimed, and delievered money shot directly into the eye.

Although she was ready for a facial, she had no idea my accuracy would result in a myopic payload, soaking her uncovered eye sockett.
By Ruthann
Szechuan Payload
A sexual maneuver in which you hold your partner aloft, initiate a standing sixty-nine, and then pile drive them during the act, with your genitalia still in their mouth. Typically, this move is announced using pseudo-military terms.

"Get ready, sweetie; ordinance has been deployed. Preparing to deliver the Szechuan Payload."
By Madel
Payload Specialist
Somebody who is unusually good at unexpected butt sex.

Jesus Christ! That was the best anal I've ever had. You're a payload specialist.
By Adella