Define Pennsylvania Meaning

like most states, pennsylvania has two large cities and the rest is dotted with small hick towns.

the four seasons in pennsylvania are:

1. almost winter
2. winter
3. still winter
4. construction

I've lived near the Philadelphia area most of my life. I also spent about 6 weeks in northwest Texas, 8 months in Tampa Bay, and the last 5 months in Central Virginia. Compared to all of those, Pennsylvania is awesome. The big city was an hour away, the mountains were about 2 hours from where I lived, and the beach was close enough that we could make a day of it. Philadelphia may be part of a megalopolis, but you don't have to go very far before you're in the country. You get to experience the best of both worlds when you live in PA. Yes, we have attitude, but it's not like we'll never talk to outsiders. We just don't talk to them if they tell us we're all assholes when the farthest north they've ever even been is DC, which isn't even part of the North. We're actually some of the nicest people in the country, we just like to drive fast.

I think only people that live in Pennsylvania should be posting opinonated stuff on here,hmm?
I grew up next to Wilkes-Barre/Scranton. Yes we have two different Super Wal-Marts and a Super Target. But we also have a couple different Starbucks incase you city slickers come by :) We also have a large array of over populated fast food restuarants,including many different McDonalds restuarants.
But we still have Starbucks :DDD
Home of the Wilkes-Barre/Scranton Penguins,Pittsburgh Steelers,Philadelphia Eagles,and Penn State Lions.

(and for the record,we have an Abercrombie,a Hollister,and a couple different American Eagles. so put that in your pipe and smoke it.)

On a side note: We aren't all trailer parks and cow farms,assholes. We have indoor plumbing. I didn't grow up picking up cow crap every morning.

land granted to william penn by king of england. the statue of william penn on city hall has him holding the charter, which just looks like he's holding a boner. home of yuengling, the band cinderella and wawa. better than most people make it out to be. the home of the simpsons.

Ok yeah, so we have attitude, bad roads, and a lot of hicks. But we have fun. Have you ever been to a field party in western pa? You're missing out. We appriciate our surroundings and make the best of what we have. Oh and we could beat any other states ass. We are tough haha, I love our attitude =)

Land of one lane bridges, Potholed Roads Going up 800 foot mountains at a 75 degree angle, Amish people, Mountains, awesome scenery, Union love, Confederate hate, and one of the largest cities in the country, Philadelphia.

its not a state, its a common wealth

1.Bizarro world where any long stay will trip you up and cause things to go awry,flip upside down and backwards. 2.Twilight Zone

philly in the east
pittsburgh in the west
hick country u.s.a in the middle

PART 1

the keystone state. the roads are horrible. the people are all angry hicks that dont get laid. the speed limits on the roads are 45 and everyone does 35 and passing is not allowed. there fore you never can get to where your going, not like there was anywhere to get to anyway. you can get pulled over and ticketed for having tint on your windows (and you will) the roads will mess up your alignment and blow out your tires on your car. you will also slide off the road on black ice.

parties suck. everyone is always angry and drunk and there are 12 dudes to every chick that is there and the chicks that are ugly and not single. you cant buy alcohol at normal places, you have to go to stores that are always closed. in pa everything is always closed and it almost always is cold and dark or gray outside. on the rare occasion there is sun, its probably still cold.

the only topics people in pa talk about is what is on tv and what fast food you are going to eat. seriously. strike up a conversation with a pennsylvanian about anything interesting and look at how they stare at you like they dont know what your saying and then they will start talking about walmart, or the walking dead, or beer, or macdonolds, or somthing else on tv.