People These Days

People these days are cruel and they will switch up first chance they get. Everyone on this earth is fake

By Kameko

White People Appreciation Day

White people appreciation day is a day to thank all white men and women on February 12th.

Take this day as a reminder that white people have done many great things.

Guy 1 *did you hear it’s February 12th*
Guy 2 *Yah*
Guy 1 *well it’s white people appreciation day*
Guy 2 *oh yeah*
Guy 1 *well happy white people appreciation day*
Guy 2 *you too*

“White people appreciation day” is on February 12th and is a day to thank white men and women for what they have done

By Ivett

National White People Appreciation Day

White people appreciation day is on the 12th of February. Take this day to appreciate the things white men and women have done for the world

Guy1
“Hey it’s white people appreciation day”
Guy2

“Make sure to tell everyone you know to thank white people for all that they have done!!”

“National White people appreciation day” Is made to thank all the white people for what they have done

By Mommy

Indigenous People’s Day

A made up day for savages with stupid ass names, like Buffalo That Jumps High, that just went around scalping mother fuckers. Respect Christopher Columbus and Columbus Day!

Nick:I’m so sick of everyone being offended by everything.

Adam:Yep. Fuck Indigenous People’s Day. It’s Columbus Day mother fuckers.

By Shelia

TALL PEOPLE DAY

On the 29th of October it’s national tall people day. The day the SHORT people get to bully tall people back :) on this day the short people get to kick or punch the tall people :)).

You: *kicks*
Them: what was that for

You: haha it’s tall people day

By Erminia

Tall People Day

March 2nd, the exact opposite of Sept. 2nd (aka short people day.) On tall people day, anyone over 5'9" gets $5.

P. 1: oh wow, on Sept. 2nd I got $5 because it was short people day! Bet that must suck for you, seeing as how you're tall.

P. 2: oh, you must not have heard of tall person day! March 2nd, 6 months after Sept. 2nd, is Tall People Day! Tall people get $5!

P. 1: I hadn't heard of that! How interesting!

By Olenka

Short People Day

October 19 is the day you get to pick on people who are smaller than you. Even if they are older than you or younger than you. DO WHAT EVER IT TAKES!

Tall person 1: Hey where is (short persons name)?
Tall person 2: I don't know....I saw her/him run to his/her room this morning....
Tall person 1: You know that today is October 19 right?
Tall person 2: yeah?
Tall person 1: Today is Short people day
Tall person 2: ..... I'll get the duck tape.
Tall person 1: ..... I'll go ahead and break the door.....

By Rasia

Short People Day

Every year on September 2nd it is Short People Day and on that day for everyone under 5'5 gets 5 bucks from people who are taller than 5'5

Short Person: time to go get rich from Short People Day

By Maxy

Stupid People Day

Stupid people day is where you can do any thing stupid and no one can make fun of you for it

Hey guess what

What

It’s stupid people day

By Eryn

National Short People Day

Tall friends always make fun of you for being short? Well today’s your day because you get to tell them to do anything!!!

Jake: hey shorty
Chris: you can call me that!!
Jake:why?
Chris: it’s national short people day
Jake:oh
Chris: now going make fun of every tall person in this house

By Karrie

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