April: hey Jen have you met my new boyfriend Jim?. He's the one helping that old cross the street
Jen:
Omg girl you're dating Jim? I just seen him last night at the bar he totally took home a Hooker
April: no way he's so dashing and
debonair ... look there he goes rescuing a kitten from a tree
Jen: no girl he's just perpetrating the fraud!
Jon: dude look at that hot chick over there with the nice rack, she looks so smart reading that big novel
Jim: i knew her in high-school she wears those
stick on boobs and that book she's reading is upside down LMAO
Jon: damn if she ain't perpetrating the fraud!
