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Define Petting Zoo Meaning

Petting Zoo
A strip club that lets you touch the strippers

-yo man, how was that new strip club you went to last night?
-dude, I couldn't even touch the girl I dropped $500 on. Next time I'm gonna make sure it's a petting zoo before I go!
By Felicdad
Petting Zoo
A couple that continuosly touches/caresses/strokes each other in a public display of over-affection

Jon: Who is coming over tonight?
Joe: Oh the usual, the guys and the petting zoo.
Jon: Wonderful
By Chiquita
Petting Zoo
When a female rubs a man's private part for countless hours, getting him hard, but doesn't make him ejaculate. This leads to an excruciating case of blue balls

Brooke stroked Max's penis for 3 hours and in the morning he couldn't even walk without finishing in the shower. He definitely had a bad time from the petting zoo.
By Missy
Petting Zoo
Someone who has a body odor similar to the unbearable stench of a petting zoo. Avoid this person at all costs, for the vile smell is so gut-wrenchlingly foul that you will undoubtedly vomit with such force that it sprays for several feet from the mouth (projectile vomit).

Man 1: Dood, did you hear that the entire Quinnipiac University had to get evacuated yesterday?

Man 2: No way... Why?

Man 1: Quinnipiac stupidly admitted a petting zoo!!
By Rozele
Petting Zoo
Slang for the opioid based drug/plant mitragyna speciosa AKA kratom. It gets its nickname from the smell of the ground powder that smells just like a llama. It produces short euphoric highs and is legal in most states.

Example 1:
Dan: Hey do you want any kratom?
Nate: No that smells like a petting zoo.
Dan: More for me I guess

Example 2:
I havent shit in over a week because I take an ounce of petting zoo every day.
By Corey
Petting Zoo
My house every night.

Let's go over to his house, it's a petting zoo.
By Jillie
Reverse Petting Zoo
Originally from "The Office"

Used by Andy Biersack (Andrew Dennis Biersack of Black Veil Brides (vocalist) , formally known as Andy Six) - an idea he wishes to be credited with.

Q: "What invention to you wish to be credited with?"
A: (Andy Biersack) "Reverse petting zoo. You pet the animals, they pet you back."
By Kit
Louisiana Petting Zoo
A sexual act involving several southern prostitutes and one surly gentlemen. The prostitutes (at least 3) are kept in a pen mimicking that of a petting zoo. The dude beats off and busts a fat ass nut all over the bitches, dispensing it like food to the hungry recipients.

Frank and several of his southern, female, prostitute friends are enjoying a splendid evening together when Frank suggests that the party perform a "Louisiana Petting Zoo." The ladies, being quite hungry and strangely animalistic, comply and are then herded quite hastily by Frank into the confines of the large wooden pen enclosure. Frank then exits the pen and walks near the viewing area where the bitches soon shuffle over on all fours. Frank then whips it out and starts beating it furiously until busting a nut all over, and thus feeding, the hungry prostitutes.
By Junette
Petting Zoo Bitch
Similar to the town bicycle, this is an individual, preferably female, who is promiscuous and will let any individual "pet" her.

You see this girl? She ain't no petting zoo bitch
By Fara
Panamanian Petting Zoo
When one force one's partner to pick the nuts and corn out of a bowel movement. The partner then presents the nuts and corn to in a cup or a dish. One then tosses the nuts and corn onto the bed where the partner eats them like a goat or other typical petting zoo animal.

Commonly preceeded by a Kentucky klondike bar.

He gave his lunchlady a Kentucky klondike bar for as long as he could. It made sense for him to follow up with a Panamanian petting zoo.
By Quinta