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Phil Swift
phil swift is god. phil swift is all.

all hail phil swift!
By Taffy
Phil Swift
The living god of all things Flex Seal.

"Phil Swift said I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF"
By Lauri
Phil Swift
FLEX TAPE NOW THATS A LOTA DAMAGE

PHIL SWIFT HERE FROM FLEX TAPE
By Hanna
Phil Swift
Phil Swift is the greatest man in the world, he is the creator of Flex Seal products. We exist because of Phil Swift, we are children of Phil Swift. Phil Swift created the universe and all of us. Phil Swift started and will end time.

All hail Phil Swift!
By Adelaide
Phil Swift
King of all Kings. Ruler of all. Omnipotent being. Power to create and to repair

All hail Phil Swift
By Cymbre
Phil Swift
the bringer of world peace

Hi, Phil Swift here for Flex Tape!
By Estell
Phil Swift
God and thereby billy may's successor. We are all children of Phil swift so if you value heaven you should worship Phil swift. All hail god.

Me: All hail Phil swift
Everyone smart: All hail Phil swift
By April
Phil Swift
Phil Swift is a salesperson who became an online popularity after advertising his products such as flex seal and flex tape.
Some of his online work is very popular, such as the videos where he saws boats in half and fixes them back together with the flex products.

Phil swift is a very admirable character and we all love him.

Phil is so god like, that I worship him every morning; he is my idol.


ā€œ Phil Swift is like a god to me.ā€

ā€œHello! Iā€™m Phill Swift.ā€
By Beverie
Phil Swift
An immortal, godlike being with powers beyond human comprehension. Capable of destroying entire universes with just as little as a snap of his fingers.

John: Oh my god! It's Phil Swift!
Sam: Bow! Bow to him! Bow to our lord!
Phil Swift: Worry not, my children. I have come to bless you with my mighty powers. You may now fix anything with the power of Flex Tape.
John and Sam: Thank you god! Thank you!
By Matti
Phil Swift
When you and your girl are doing anal and instead of ejaculating you spray flex seal in her ass

Deborah: I haven't been able to shit since we did anal what happened?
Shane: Oh yeah I forgot I Phil Swifted you that night.
By Hilda