1. A device that was once originally used to speak to another person whose location is a significant or
considerable distance apart from you, but now it is a confirmation that
you would like to receive free calls from
telemarketers.
2. Something teenagers use far too much.
-Phone Rings-
Person: Hello?
Telemarketer: Thank you for purchasing a
telephone, you are now
eligible to receive calls so you can get discounts on HOT products.
Person: Fuck off. -Hangs up- ...I didn't buy a phone to get the hell annoyed out of me...