Define Pies Meaning

A pie is a kilo of coke

"If u had pies then I woulda been heard of you, I prolly supply the guy thats been servin' you."

- Cassidy
By Ursa
famous new zealand colloquialism to describe a girl of very low calibre. someone or something very unattractive.

jerome> hey did you score last night?
leroy> yeah mate, tyrone's sister, you know her?
jerome> oh my god, shes pies.

dude a> hey did you see 'Saw II'
dude b> fuck yes, it was pies
By Trish
a fabulous, beautiful girl who is cute (as in cutie-pie) and is extremely talented. Not too sweet and not too bitter - similar to a rhubarb pie.

My roommate tia-pies is the shit!
By Alane
Pi is an irrational number (meaning the digits never end or have a repeating pattern) that is the ratio of the circumference of a circle to its diameter...this ratio is a constant for any circle, regardless of size.

By Elsie
Porn-Induced Erectile Dysfunction.

I found out about porn addiction and its consequences like PIED on this subreddit called NoFap
By Kirstin
To be ignored

I just got pied
Go ahead and pie me
By Editha
Pi !
pi is a mathematical constant whose value is the ratio of any circle's circumference to its diameter in Euclidean space; this is the same value as the ratio of a circle's area to the square of its radius.

pi is an irrational number, which means that its value cannot be expressed exactly as a fraction m/n, where m and n are integers. Consequently, its decimal representation never ends or repeats. It is also a transcendental number, which implies, among other things, that no finite sequence of algebraic operations on integers (powers, roots, sums, etc.) can be equal to its value.

The current record for the number of computed digits of pi is more than 2.5 trillion (10^12) digits. Completed on Aug 24, 2009, in Japan by the University of Tsukuba, it took the supercomputer system T2K Tsukuba almost 74 hours to calculate the 2‚576980‚370‚000 digits of pi.

I would paste the record number of pi here but it would take up over 2.5 terabytes of space (assuming each number is 1 byte) and I don't think Urban dictionary would appreciate that.

the reason the definition is titled under "pi !" instead of "pi" is cause all those fuckfaces posting definitions under "pi" copy/pasted a whole bunch of fucking numbers of pi that no one gives a shit about, and the long ass numbers have completely assfucked the whole page so the text scrolls sideways and you cant read anyone elses definitions
By Mari
1. The act of ignoring someone when they are talking to you

2. Not returning a high five

By Freddie
Pied It
"Pie it" is a phrase often used when an individual wishes to purposefully ignore a person or event.

1. Julia: "Hey did you go round to that girl's house?"

Andrew: "Nah I pied it."

2. Andrew: "Hey are you gonna ask Snape out?"

Julia: "Nah think I'm gonna pie it."
By Bobine
Stands for Plot Induced Stupidity, used mostly on comic book forums.

When a character does something that they should not be able to do, it is called PIS. For example, Wolverine beating the Hulk, or Superman turning back time)
By Morgan