Define Pil Meaning

short for the old style pilsner brewed by molson, which is a good quality beer and very tasty.

Short for "compilation". Predominantly used on internet porn tube sites. "Pil" or "compilation" describes videos containing a collection of several short clips of one specific sexual act, fetish or genre shown back to back. These videos are useful when an individual want to view a certain type of pornography but does not care to view full scenes, i.e. foreplay to cumshot.

Person I'd Like to Stab

Short for "Person I'd like to stab."

Used in the 2008 movie 'The Rocker'

Sometimes a person is such a pillock that the whole word doesn't need to be spoken in full; such pillockory warrants only the three letter variety.
More embarasing and subtle than the longer version.

Short for pillick, and prat

paralysed in laughter

a more extreme version of lol, lmao and rofl. and less rediculous. cos tbh, who actually laughs their ass off?

Most likely where you are if you're drinking Molson's Old Style Pilsner Beer. This beer is great for shotgunning and features a green label with rabbits on it. Sold in western canada, which is where Pilsner drinkers refer to as pil country.

Also, there are large billboards on the highway all over western canada advertising "you're in pil country", just so nobody forgets.

A 15-pack of Pilsner beer. Often found lying around university dormitories and in the homes of twenty-somethings across Canada.

A sturdy timber or post that is laid horizontal between two wooden supports and used for correction and other light spanking.
Normally made out of the salt encrusted oak of former naval vessels ensuring that the pil beam is solid and free from chafing.
It was thought to have originated in the early 16th century in the South west of England and was first mentioned in Brother Callicot's ecclesiastical tome 'Under ye leather Hud'.
A working example is still kept in operation in Wormwood scrubs prison. This is required by law as some present day statutes still have the Pil beam as a condition awarded in court for minor offences such as home taping from the radio.