when a man and a woman are
intimate, the man shits in a condom and freezes it. then the man takes the
frozen shit "dildo" and crams it up the womans ass. she then
moans and asks for more.
man 1:dude i took the biggest shit and
froze it last night
man 2: did u alaskan pipe line
some bitch?
man 1: fuck yeah nigga
coon!