Person 1) Man, look at Tom, he's piss-drunk-shitfaced!
Person 2) Aww, he just
puked in
the fire, we better help him out.
Person 1) Wanna get
trashed this weekend?
Person 2) No way, the last time we did, I ended up piss-drunk-shitfaced, we were so loud that we woke up the neighbors.