Define Plank Meaning

Plank
A dumb person..a piece of wood

You stupid plank, You lost my plank!
By Arabel
Plank
A stupid or silly person. Having a similar mental capacity to a piece of wood.

By Dorita
Plank
An extremely painful excersice in which one puts their elbows and toes on the ground and straightens their backs. aka Bows and Toes.

PLANK. up for 60 seconds, down for 10
By Odelle
Plank
Posting up on a object while lying completely flat (like a plank of wood).

By Vernice
Plank

Bro #1: dude check out my longboard

Bro #2: that plank is sick as hell
By Truda
Plank
slang term for Xanax, Alprazolam, benzodiazepine class used to treat anxiety disorders

mr.a)Say fool you got any planks?

mr.b)yeah they hittin 3 for ten

By Tamra
Plank

Johnny:Tell a funny joke!
Plank:...............
Johnny:HAHAHAHAHAHA! Good one buddy!
Plank:...............
By Jordanna
Plank
A slang term for a bed or place of slumber (typically used for only one night). Oftentimes, refers to a spare bed or couch that can be used to crash overnight, yet the definition allows for any sleeping place (ex. mat, floor, extra lawn chair, etc.).

Friend One: "Bro I'm coming back to Toronto for a night, can a mandem bless me a plank?"
Friend Two: "Ahh don't worry fam, I just got a spare bed"
By Sonia
Plank
a stupid person or pice of wood

u stupid plank

i ahve a 2x4
By Sophronia
Plank
In the situation of being about to be fired, laid off, or dumped, as in "walking the plank", "on the plank", "went off the plank", etc.; from the pirate custom of making superfluous individuals walk off a plank at the side of their ship and fall into the water.

"I hear Millie's on the plank and they're just waiting for an excuse to let her go."
By Merissa