Define Planked Meaning

Planked
meaning you are completly drunk! actually off your face!:L

westside and SD were so planked last night. i found them in a bush...naked....doing it.... :/ OMG! massive let down :'( :L
By Charyl
Planked
"Bored," phonetically similar to "board" (this relates to Plank, a piece of plywood belonging to Ed, Edd, and Eddy character Johnny 2x4)

"There's nothing to do around here, I'm so planked."
By Florencia
Planked
Ugly. Specifically having an ugly face, usually with a serviceable body. From "hit in the face with a plank."

I can't believe I went home with Mia last night. I am really ashamed because the bitch is planked.
By Beverley
Planked
Planked - Hit with the ugly stick

"That galdem Trisha is peng... but her mate Stella is PLANKED"
By Vinny
Plank
MMORPG Old School Runescape slang word for the one who performs poorly when being attacked by multiple players at once

Player 1: "King Quints was such a plank!"
Player 2: "Yes indeed lol!"
By Xenia
Planking
Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

Hipster 1: "Hey guy, I just took some awesome planking photos at the Starbucks downtown!"

Hipster 2: "DUDE! I was planking on some benches at the quad yesterday!"

Normal person: "You guys are fucking stupid."
By Nola
Planking

Person 1: Have you heard of this new craze called Planking?

Person 2: You fool, it's called Extreme Lying Down, and it's been around for years!
By Cindy
Planking
When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

I broke my nose because I fell off the toilet while planking this morning
By Marge
Plank
A non management salaried employee constantly guilt tripped to work unnecessary over time on tasks that have no true objective other than to provide management satisfaction knowing the employee is wasting their time.

Derived from “Walk the Plank,” the humor being that the employee doesn’t get to leave.

A: Why is **** always staying late? She does know she doesn’t get overtime, right?

B: She’s a plank.

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C: Hey ***, I’m going to have *** sort these old vouchers, I bet he’ll stay like an hour.

D: Walk the Plank!
By Mab
Planking
The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..

By Shanda