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Define Planker Meaning

Planker
A very dense slow minded ignorant individual that doesn't think before speaking.

Wow Bob, you really are a Planker.
By Chrysa
Planker
a person that flys radio controlled air planes

That Bob guy is such a nice planker.
By Dorris
Planker
a person who performs planking

What a planker on that statue!
By Cynthia
Planker
A person who is stupid and wanks too much.

John you Planker!
By Cicely
Planker
Derogatory term used by snowboarders towards a skier.

(skier cuts off snowboarder)
Snowboarder, "watch it planker!"
By Jessie
Plankers
without a general plan or direction, aimless. In most Verizon cellular phones, "plankers" will appear when trying to text the word "planless" in T9 word.

After I got ditched at the gay bar, I was totally plankers. Beers, y'all.
By Dalila
Planker's Fatigue
The imminent drowsiness associated with a long planking session. The planking equivalent of mall fatigue.

After Jimmy and Billy had posted there over 100 planks on Facebook, both of them went to Billy's for a nap to settle their Planker's Fatigue.
By Helaine
Two Planker
A skier. A potential shredder of the gnar gnar.

"You damn two plankers stay out of our park!!!"
By Evangelia
Wanker Planker
Snowboarder's reference to a slow skier. Derogatory term.

Look at that wanker planker trying to shred.
By Stacie
Tube Planker
A derogatory term for a snowboarder.

That guy is a total tube planker!
By Lilias