Define Planking Meaning

Proof that humanity has sunk to its lowest point in history thus far. It is the act of lying completely flat across pretty much anything in an urban setting. A friend will take pictures of the act and, of course, post them on Facebook or Twitter. Much favored by hipsters, douchebags, and the like. This trend is currently sweeping the internet, reason: unknown.

Proof that literally ANYTHING can catch on if enough idiots think it is "cool".

When a man has really bad morning wood but he also has to pee so he lays on top of the toilet to pee

The art of planking is to lay horizontally across any object or the ground with their arms by their sides, aiming to occur in daring situations or a brotherly display of core-strength..

A newer name for the lying down game, where you pose for a picture lying flat on your face in an unusual location.

Parkour for people who can't move fast

When one proceeds to lie flat on a dangerous/unusual surface, with their hands by their sides. A photo is then taken of the planker, and posted online. It is a competition to plank in the most unusual/dangerous place. People have died planking - yet it is still an internet craze. Its fucking stupid.

Planking was invented in 2009 by Paige Wilson of Stockton, Ca. "Weston ranch". It was popularized by the social group, "hipsters".

1.) The stupidest fucking idea on the face of the earth. Famous in Stafford, VA.

2.) The act of laying face down on something in a rigid state for no fucking reason and taking a picture.

The act of lying completely flat on extreme surfaces, such as a road or police vehicle

extreme lying down.