Define Planting Trees Meaning

Planting Trees
verb
: to masterbait
in arbor day 2015 the adult video website pornhub said they will plant a tree for every 100 views, thus the term "planting trees" arose.

person 1: trying to go out?
person 2: naw, imma chill ar home, planting trees, maybe two.
person 1: you're gross
By Ernesta
Fuck Bitches, Plant Trees

jake: yo man
yoko: wassup bro?
jake: my girl is being a crazy bitch today
yoko: fuck bitches, plant trees
By Tammie
Plant A Tree
When you're about to watch 100 pornhub videos. Usually when you're about to blow a huge load

friend 1: bruh i'm bout to plant a tree today.
friend 2: yeah, go green!
By Analiese
Planting A Tree

Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
By Berni
Plant A Tree
to take a poop; to defecate.

Bob clutches his stomach. Jane notices & comments, "Hey, you should go plant a tree."
By Adaline
Plant A Tree

Sheri: Hey, Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: Plant a tree bitch!
By Buffy
Plant A Tree
You dig a whole and stick an drunk woman upside down in it. You then proceed to shag her guts out.

Wha' you lookin' at? I'm just planting a tree!

Hey look! 12 year old school girls! Lets plant a tree!
By Selie
Plant Two Trees With One Seed
Getting two things done at once.

We are planning a trip to California this summer, while we are there we are going to visit my parents. This way we can

'plant two trees with one seed'.
By Meredith
Planting A Few Trees

I pulled my ass cheek this weekend planting a few trees.
By Maia
The Ant And The Rubber Tree Plant
The act of inserting the tip of a scoopula into one's anus to form a bridge into the orifice, then sprinkling bread crumbs along the scoopula. A box of camel crickets is then opened and coaxed to follow the bread crumb trail into the anus, leading to a chemical reaction inside the user's body that results in a wild, hallucinogenic experience.

I bought a box of camel crickets to do a little of The Ant and the Rubber Tree Plant and now I'm the sexiest man alive.
By Randi