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Define Plastered Meaning

Plastered
Being heavily f-cked up due to a horribly enormous consumption of alchohol. Can be fun, but be sure to carefully pick out which clothes to throw up on.

person 1. ey buudy i fuckn luv u man....
person 2. but bud... u dont even relly kno me...
person 1. Im gonna puke....
person 2. wait fer me man....
both: shit guy, wer f-ckin plastered.
By Kaylee
Plastered
when u drank too much ,, yea that feeling

man im soooo plastered ,, lets go home and drink more,,, hehehe
By Rosaleen
Plastered
When ur fucking Crunked way too drunk to stand up straight ..hectik time

MaN KyLe iS A PusSe He WaS PLaSTeReD AfTeR onLY 5 ShoTz
By Pansie
Plastered
To be hit so hard the end result is landing on your ass, usually accompanied by some sort of injury or at the very lest momentaraly being disoriented. Usually accompanied by manic laughter by sadistic onlookers.

"The running back was running full tilt when the linebacker came out of no where and freakin plastered the guy so hard his helmet came off!"
By Cathy
Plastered
Heavily under the influence of drugs and/or alcohol.

Rick couldn't handle drinking; he was plastered in under an hour.
By Veronique
Plastered
Drunk: when you drink a shitload of booze

That chick was so plastered.
By Cicely
Plaster
Plaster is just another word for Band-Aid. They are used to protect a small cuts and wounds from infection.

Pass me a plaster I cut my finger.
By Emelita
Plastering
Where one lays upside down on a sofa/chair and cums in his own face.

"John gave himself a good plastering last night"
By Sadye
Plastered
To be so completely shitfaced drunk that you are barely even able to have a good time. This is the final stage before alcohol poisoning.

"Dude, Adam was totally plastered last night, we almost had to take him to the hospital."
By Ealasaid
Plaster
When one pulls out his penis to ejaculate all over the girls face. also see sperm spackle.

"By the time i got done pounding that chick, I left plaster all over her.
By Rycca