Define Please Help Meaning

A phrase you search on the urban dictionary after reading too many definitions that you didn’t want to know

I told someone to fuck off and now I think they are trying to kill me because I always see some shady fellow or a car near my house

PLs fucking help vin diesel has been holding me captive for many years. He occasionally feeds me ice cubes and whispers in my ear "Think about erin shoving it in her mouldy minge". I want to kill myself but vin diesel has made it impossible. On my birthday he feeds me his seed in hopes I would produce an offspring for him which he will name Ralph.

It's what people type into urban dictionary when they have nothing else to do and act like helpless little shits.

What google says when you type wubba lubba dub dub and that it says "did you mean i am in great pain. please help me.