1. female version of a douchebag
2.
vajayjay
3. a
signal to a friend that her legs are open
4. an insult that's actually a term of endearment if you say it lovingly to a
REALLY good friend (kinda like when you call her a bitch)
1. they
deserve each other; he's a douche and she's a pocket.
2. he's so cute, i could just pick him up and put him
in my pocket.
3. if i forget that i'm wearing a skirt, just elbow me and say "pocket."
4. friend #1: i don't want to carry a purse, but i can't fit all my stuff in my pocket.
friend #2: you ARE a pocket.
friend #1:
actually, yes, and so are you.
friend #2. aw, thanks. love you, too.