A condition that occurs after drinking your own bodyweight in vodka and ending up going home with a polish guy you never met before
Emma: Jesus! You look terrible! And where the hell were you last night?
Becca: Drank vodka redbulls for almost 10 hours after work yesterday, ended up at my lucky pub and woke up this morning with an Eastern European plumber somewhere in Tottenham...
This is the state you end up in after downing fifteen pints and a couple of whiskey chasers. Thanks to the definition above I am never drinking fifteen pints again, just in case I am they are linked
Guy 1:yeah hes completely Poleaxed, so we gonna go draw on him!
By Felipa
Poleax
On the American frontier, a woodworker began at the source of his material - the tree. He made his own lumber from scratch with two axes: a poleax to fell the tree and make rough kerfs in the log, and a broadax to slice away wood between kerfs and square the sides. The poleax has a straight handle and a head weighing about 4 1/2 pounds, while the broadax has a curved handle (to keep knuckles from being skinned on wood) and a heavier head.
The housewright used a poleax to fell the trees for his cabin.
By Brooke
Poleaxe
just after shooting your load up your partners anus, then quickly term them around and force them to taste there own bournville chocolate.
a poleax sexual is someone (not just anyone, a pansexual themselves) who is offended by pansexual cancelation and believes pansexual's and bisexual's AREN'T the same (because they obviously are not the same thing). A poleax pansexual also goes by to hopefully change the harmful first definition the creator gave us it, and the flag, to be changed.
A Poleax Pansexual is someone (specifically a Pansexual) who is against Pansexual erasure and exclusion and believes that Pansexual and Bisexual are different (because they are).
A Poleax pansexual also strives to change the harmful original definition (and flag) to be reformed and such.
