Define Ponytail Meaning

Ponytail
a woman's hair arranged at the back of her head, held together with a band and to be used by a man as a handle while receiving oral sex from a willing female.

A straight ponytail is grasped near the base in a male's fist, medium grip. This allows nice control of the female's head, but is limiting due to awkward bending of the male's wrist. It is a carpal tunnel syndrome hazard for men who receive a high volume of blowjobs. The height of the ponytail on the back of the woman's head can be adjusted for better torque.

Another type of ponytail is the balled ponytail. The straight ponytail is simply folded under itself and tucked back into the band, resembling a ball of hair. Grasped with an open palm, the fingers should meet at the band, thus the "ball" is contained in the man's hand. Called the "palm sander" grip, it allows full control of the woman's head with no wrist strain.

A third type of ponytail is the double ponytail. Two tails are formed toward the rear left and right sides of the female's head. A favorite among bikers as each tail can be grasped by a separate hand. The willing lady's head is steered like a motorcycle.

Caution: though clearly sexual stimuli for men, it is important for men to remember women do not always view it in the same context. Women often use ponytails just to keep hair out of their faces. The confused male should never just assume when a woman's hair is in a ponytail her head is ready for mounting. He should always ask first.

Greg: Hey, Betsy, I noticed from the water cooler you put your hair into a ponytail. Would you like to give me a blowjob?
Betsy: Fuck off, Dickwad!
Greg: Oh. Okay, maybe later, then.
By Edi
Ponytail
Where a girl puts her hair up in a single rubber band.
why:
So she can smack a bitch
So she can smack someone in the face with her hair
To try and impress someone
To give head

It also the most impossible thing to do when you have messy, snarled hair i do not reccomend it you will look terrible unless you have bobby pins to fix that shit

Do you have a bobby pin? I put my hair in a ponytail and it looks like crap.
By Flori
Ponytail
Ponytail; verb. To grab a girl by her ponytail and remove her from whatever current situation she is in.

After drinking too much, Maddie began dancing with the wrong guy. Noticing the situation, Erin ponytailed her outside to safety.
By Wallis
Ponytail
Basically it is a term used for people whose skin color is darker than most. Normally referred to as "nigger", "negro", "knee's grow", or "samo-niggaz". They are typically found wandering around in Compton shooting down samo-niggaz, also if you are trying to find them in the dark, say a funny joke it will make them laugh and you will see their teeth. For example: "What do you get when you cross a samoan and a negro?" -pause- and then say "SAMO-NIGGGGAAZZ!!!!!" in a very niggerish accent. When you come across a ponytail you have to holler at them for example...

"AYEEE HOLLAA ATCHA GGUURRRLLL YA DAMN PONYTAIL"
"DAMN PONYTAILS ARE EVERYWHERE!"
"DID YOU SEE THAT PONYTAIL?...HE WAS LIKE DEEEYYYUMMMMMM!!"
"LET GO TO THE MALL AND TALK TO THOSE DAMN PONYTAILS"
By Calli
Ponytail
(from a hairstyle popular with the people described, usage invented by Kaecyy in 2005)

A generally amiable but hopelessly nerdy person-- not necessarily possessing an actual ponytail or even long hair-- who is usually immersed in a combination of science fiction and fantasy literature (and their derivatives), roleplaying games (often in their live action varieties), the gothic-industrial subculture, and/or the historical reenactment of pre-industrial periods of European history (often at what are called "Renaissance fairs")-- among other influences-- to or nearly to the point of lifestyle.

You talking shit about Patrick? Fuck you. Yeah so he's a bit of a ponytail, but he's ten times as nice as you. Yeah, YOU'RE one to talk. You've got a ponytail in the closet-- uh-huh, you know I'm talking about that Darth Vader helmet. And the kilt. Suck phaser, buddy.
By Harriot
Ponytail
Ponytail is when a gay or bi guy gets mad at his balding lover for not satisfying him sexually. When his lover falls asleep, he jacks off on the guy's bald spot and then affixes a tube sock to it. The guy wakes up with a "ponytail". A variation of the superman.

Ben: Bruce wouldn't give it up last night so I ponytailed him when he fell asleep
By Zelma
Ponytailer
A ponytail holder as described by a man out of touch with pop culture. He hails from some weird state like MissourAAAAh. He recently met the greatest woman ALIVE and is thanking his lucky stars on the daily that she has 'saved' him from a life full of open source code and sausage parties.

My cat just ate my ponytailer and is gonna be sick later.

My girlfriend keeps wearing my ponytailers home from my house in the morning...maybe I should cut my hair short like a man...
By Brigit
Ponytailing
The act of creeping up behind a girl and yanking down on her ponytail to see what reactions she elicits.

Steve: "Bob let's go ponytailing. Try that hot blonde over there."
*Bob pulls ponytail*
Girl: "NIGGA WHAT THE FUCK YOU DOING"
By Darya
Ponytailable
An adjective used to describe a length of hair, typically at the back of one's head, that can be tied into a ponytail.

My hair is almost long enough to be ponytailable; I think it will be in a month.
By Christina
The Ponytail
This is when you get your wife/girlfreind to stand on their head and take a shit.

Hey bitch show me the ponytail!
By Crystal