1. The word used by anyone born before
1925, when they miraculously hear what you are saying, and don't believe what they hear.
2. The
shrivelled penis one develops after smoking too much
opium*.
*source needed
1. What's that you say, sonny? You watch movies on your telephone??
Poppycock!
2. After binge-ing on
opium for days, Johnny went to urinate only to find his
Johnsonville Brat to be tiny and aardvark-like.