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Define Porked Meaning

Porked
fucked, had sex with, etc.

I porked your mom, or have you ever porked before?
By Correna
Porked
to fuck in the asshole and/or the coochie. usually in a hard manner

that hoe was askin for it, so i porked the shit outta that bitch
By Debor
Porked
What Dave did to Shay at a hotel! I porked her hard!

fucked intercourse banged screwed penetrated porked
By Sula
Porked
The act of having a pig shot at you.

Dood that fucking prawn just porked you.
By Birgitta
Porked
When you get raped by a pig.

I just got porked by that pig from Charlotte's Web.
By Ardyce
Porked
Broken or not working properly.

The Internet connection is porked. I can't access any sites to do research for my assignment.
By Elnora
Porked
When your friends ditch the plans you had and leave you hangin'

We were all supposed to go to the club but Tracey totally porked me
By Quintilla
To Pork Or Not To Pork
The social dilemma that depicts a scenario in which you must decide between partaking in sexual intercourse with a pig who's gender will be determined by your preference with nobody ever finding out, or you can choose to not partake in sexual intercourse with the pig, but have everyone you currently know think that you did.

To be clear:
- Future people you meet will not know that you committed this act, unless told otherwise by people who did know.
- That people that you currently know can not be convinced otherwise.

Guy 1: Have you heard of the social dilemma: "To Pork or Not to Pork"? It kept me arguing for hours.

Guy 2: I have, my best friend doesn't talk to me anymore after finding out that I would fuck a pig.
By Fredia
To Pork
To fuck or have sex with

Hey man your mom is really hot i want to pork her.
Hey nate shaw i bet you are thinking about porking your girlfriend while you jerk off
By Almeda
Porking
1. The act of having vigorous sexual intercourse with someone.

2. Actively hunting for pigs in their natural habitat.

1a. I heard that in 1986 a ninja broke the world record all over the planet by porking 500 hot babes at once.

1b. I really wanna make a Paris Hilton style video tape where I'm porking that Heather girl that works at the mall, man she's hot.

2. The fall is pig season, so I usually go out porking around late september, or early october. I just listen for the squealing/snorting and then shoot my RC-P90 in the general direction. MMMmmm... Pork...
By Juliet