Define Pouch Meaning

Pouch
when a thin armed, skinny legged woman has a bulge in the middle of her stomach--ie a pouch like a kangaroo would have. this women seems to acquire an average looking body until you view their abdomen--a bulge of fat.

Mike: shes average, the one over at the bar sitting down.
(woman stands up)
Fred: eww dude shes sporting a pouch!
Mike: damn those pouches!
(mike starts sobbing)
Fred: it'll be okay buddy
(patting Mike on the back)
Fred: if she did some crunches, that pouch would be nonexistent..i think...
(mike continues to cry even harder)
By Hanna
Pouch

hey i saw kim's pouch yesterday, it was the greatest thing i have ever seen
By Mara
Pouch
slang term for male testicle(s).

Before he forced anal sex upon his victim, Kobe Bryant (star of the LA Rapers) told her "lick my pouch bitch ... and don't bite"
By Tawsha
Pouch
A man's flaccid penis and balls, especially when wrapped in tight underwear.

Look at my new boxers: they really enhance my pouch!

With your new thong, your pouch sticks out leaving nothing to imagination.
By Fanchon
Pouch
A simple device, usually a potato sack, attached to a man's waist so that another person may sit in the pouch and have access to the man's penis 24/7

By Polly
Pouch
To put an object in your pocket in a sneaky way. Can also mean to eat junk food fast.

Etienne was a the dentist signing some consent forms.

Etienne: "Hey, this pen is nice. Can I keep it?"
Receptionist: "Sure, whatever".
Etienne pouches the pen.

-I just pouched this poutine.

- "Dear sir, I would like to offer a $5.00 Tim Horton gift card as a thank you for waiting today".

"Great, I'll pouch that".
By Tasia
Pouch

as i blew my load, i heard, "pouch"
By Andriana
Pouche
A prick/douche hybrid. A term reserved for those individuals who so utterly and frequently piss you off that simply applying the "prick/douche" label is not enough.

Most commonly directed towards, but not exclusive to, males.




Jorge: Man, Phillip, I can't believe you jizzed on my face after I passed out last night.

Phillip: What a fuckin' pouche.

Jorge: Man, you just called yourself a pouche.

Phillip: Fuck, man, I guess I really am a pouche.

By Erda
Pouche
pussy-douche

Stop being such a pouche
By Valma
Pouching
The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.
By Dominica