Power is most simply defined in
Physics as the rate at which work is done. More specifically, it's
the ratio of work to time.
See below for an interesting usage of "power."
i know
i have all the power in our relationship
Power is work/time. And work is force*
displacement. And since you never move off your fat ass, you're not causing any displacement, which in turn, means you have no power.
sha up nerd