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Prayer
Although not promoted by public schools, it is the most popular study technique of high school students, typically used minutes before a test.

Please, please let me pass this test...
By Marline
Prayer
A form of birth control, though highly ineffective.

Prayer: Please, please God, don't let me get pregnant. Oh Jesus, please let my period show up on time.
By Evita
Prayer
a technique practiced moments before u r gonna be in deep shit

oh shit the condom broke.. better start with a quick prayer!!
By Elise
Prayer
(n). Best known placebo known to mankind.

Little Billy was dying of cancer, so he prayed that God and Jesus would let him live. He died two months later possessing strong, but ultimately useless, hope. Not surprisingly, his prayer was in vain.
By Valaria
Prayers
Something people say on facebook when they don't feel like being thoughtful or doing something that would require any real effort.

Mary: Since my husband passed away last month I've had a very hard time and feel so disconnected and depressed.
Friend 1: "Prayers"
Friend 2: "Prayers"
Friend 3: "Praying"
By Jacqui
Prayer
To do nothing and still think you're helping.

Me: Man, I really need to pass this test tomorrow. Can you help me out?
Religious moron: Sure, I'll pray for you.
Me: Why not just help me study? That would actually help.
Religious moron: I'm positive that the grace of God will help you pass the test.
Me: I think God is too busy with everything else in the universe to help me pass a test.
Religious moron: I'll give him a prayer anyway
Me: Why do I hang with you?
By Adrea
Prayer
prayer, n.
The resulting comination of desperation and superstition used by those without the mental capacity to think their own way through something.

"I'm too confused and unable to think for myself and solve this problem so, I think I'll use prayer."
By Lizette
Prayering
The act of Austin Ferguson Praying

They were prayering that they would survial the lasaga
By Rickie
The Prayer
Placing both hand together in a praying formation then inserting them both it to the vigina. Advanced methoods include alternating hands back and forth, twisting at the sholders and praying to the ass.

Tyler likes to say his prayers before he lays the meat.
By Brittne
Prayer
The most hypocritical way to claim helping someone without taking any risk while some others risk their lives to save Him/Her, after what you thanks GOD that is Yourself,both having done nothing useful, and not the ones that make the rescue.

Praying for someone that has disappeared to be found back instead of going for help
By Brynne